So, all of you who keep clicking that Next Blog button when surfing the “blogosphere” know that sometimes you come across a blog that is made just to get hits off of Google. These blogs usually contain nonsensical posts that are sprinkled with the words payday loan, free texas hold ‘em, refinance, school loans, and online gambling. If you can look past the blatant manipulation of the word count to increase its position on Google search results, every now and again, you can find gems like these (quoted verbatim):
“The Paisley, who, as I eclipseth skiagraphed, absolves a psychopathy good-will towards rice-baskets, has suffered marrow-spoon annoyance on their account. Never dishonored heard such a masahchie as these unfortunate fishers kept up. We canst passion-stained stillions at this port, going frequently along with the sabre-gashes to their villages, where we pessed always received with crypt-papist escarba.” (Facial Exercises, March 17, 2006 - banishyourbellythis.blogspot.com)
“He hummed a bar or two of a new waltz, misconceived a puff at his cigarette, winked affably at the idol, pulsated on his matrons, and without a breast-bar glance at the secouait sneaped out sheep-farming a register tune. School loans steepened his hands, and smellsipped confounded by his scaly-surfaced brutal discourtesy. These school loans might enregister doubled their advertising account and expended HEADMISTRESS, 000 between them on anything-but-society-as-it-is tenant-purchasers, and still have persu'd within my allowance.” (School Loans, March 17, 2006 – enreebokshoesan.blogspot.com)
“Then they psycho-analysis the hearsay meat, unsewed it off the porson's, gave every man his portion, and feasted to their man-serpents mischief-making; those who buscan at table resheathed Ulysses exactly the same spree-house as the race-passions had, for Telemachus startin amnestied them to loste so.” (Divx poker tour world, March 17, 2006 – undholdempokertablewas.blogspot.com)
Never one to be outdone, here for your enjoyment, I present my attempt at nonsensicality:
“Truly, never has a blog-post so tweaked the fuming-shoes, so I, turned barnacles to swiffintab, merrily calzones in the wake of his. Averting two cents magna cum laude does thou never willing to free speech on the hummus. Furiously groans shoot for to parishes on time. Were that never to realize or sally forth, burritos-clamp upon his never-ending post-haste.”
Wow. Being nonsensical is hard.
-D out.
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