The following conversation actually happened. The names have been changed to protect the stupid.
Me: “Hi Sue.”
Sue: “Hi D, I see you and Alan dressed alike today.”
Me: “No we didn’t. Look at him, he’s wearing a grey, short sleeved, button up shirt, I’m wearing a navy blue sweater. He’s wearing tan slacks, I’m wearing black cargo pants. He has tennis shoes, I’m wearing Airwalks. What makes you think we actually dressed alike today?”
Sue: “Well, you look so different, you guys must have planned what you are wearing today.”
A moment of silence will be held for the passing of what was my last shred of hope in humanity.
1 comment:
No, it was a weekday at work, and floppy blue hats are generally only allowed by leads/quality control on the weekends.
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