Oh, the other definition.

So, it turns out I'll be an uncle soon.

Before I go into further detail, let me start by saying that I'm named
after an uncle that I have.

So, I talked to my brother yesterday, and he was like, "Hey, uncle D"
which kind of tipped me off that him and his wife were expecting,
because, while he could have thought he was talking to pur uncle, he
called me, and I'm pretty sure he knew who he was calling.

So, in nine months, I'll get to be the cool uncle that spoils my
niece/nephew/both (could be twins, mind you) then sends them home.

Uncle. What a funny word.

-D out.