Geeze, greeting card companies are making us celebrate EVERYBODY, aren't they? Now, people like grandparents, and dads, and moms should be recognized, don't get me wrong. But, having a day for your boss? Isn't that everyday? Doesn't he/she get whatever they want when you go into work? So when is it going to be average worker day? Certainly we don't get the respect we so richly deserve.
Come to think of it, there are so many people who are marginallized by society by not having their own greeting-card day. Allow me to give you some new "recognition days" that should be making their way to a greeting card stand or Hallmark store near you:
- Nerdy kid in the back of the class Day
- Stalker Day
- Janitor Day
- Roadie for Metallica Day
- Anime Fanboy Day
- 1-800 Operator Day
- Slacker Day
- Professional Wrestler Day
- Brooding Artist Day
- Indie Film Connoisseur Day
- James K. Polk Day
- Rehab Attendee Day
Just wait. In five years from now, you'll be in the card isle at your local grocery store looking for the perfect card for the guy who sits at Starbucks with his journal of crappy poetry and you'll be like, "Wow, -D was right." Of course I'm right.
-D out.
1 comment:
No I didn't. Didn't you see Brooding Artist Day?
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